Dead Friend

Bill and David are out in the woods hunting, when David falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Bill whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard..... Bill says, “OK, now what?”