What if there are only 500 funny jokes in the universe? I seem to keep getting the same ones all the time. Only a very few are really good. These are those and no others.
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Two Fingers
On the first day of school, the kindergarten teacher said, “If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers.”
A little voice from the back of the room asked, “How will that help?”
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